Bitches be wanting that Loki D
josieelovesyouu: How are people my age getting pregnant and married? I can’t even put on pants in the morning…
hownowbrownseacow: rosiebeck: nxv: primisthebomb: I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid I threw a grape in the air I...
kennyphreshh: I miss her.
snazziest: Condoms can’t protect against cooties
crumpetmarypoppinstea: twiliprincess: is it bad that i’ve watched hair tutorials for girls as future reference for when i have daughters because i want to be the kind of dad that knows how to do his daughter’s hair this is the cutest thing I have ever read omg
shadesilverwing: “_____ liked your post” “_____ reblogged your post”
owlapin: owlapin: owlapin: MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and...